Hello there, I'm Fiona, the cleaning "fife" - that's "wife" and "Fiona" put together. Yep, it was my husband's tongue twister one day when he was introducing me to an old friend. Apparently his brain couldn't decide between "this is my wife, Fiona" and "this is Fiona, my wife", so out came "this is my Fife, Fiona" and all of us were in stitches laughing! Ever since that day, he's called me his "fife" and that's my name ;)